FOREWORD. THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WOLRD. MY MATURITY, IN FLAMES. STONE=THROW. SUPERPATRIOT. THE CROSSING. READING CAN BE DANGEROUS. MY ENTIRE FOOTBALL CAREER. ONLY A GAME. GONDWANALAND. E, A MINOR, B7. MY BRILLIANT INVENTION. A REAL GY. MY LIFE OF CRIME. TRIPTLES, THE LEGEND OF TRIPOD. “o” FOODS. WHAT I`M TELLING YOU IS THE TRUTH. THE RULES. GUIDE FOR GUYS. WHY BOOKS ARE DANGEROUS. THE FOLLOWER. THE RED FIRE ENGINE. THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE. THWACKED. MY SUPERPOWERS. MY DAD IS BETTER THAN YOUR DAD. LET´S GO TO THE VIDEOTAPE. BOYS, BEER, BARF, AND BONDING. SHOOTING THE BREEZE. PRINCIPALS AND PRINCIPLES. A GREAT, BIG, BEUATIFUL WORLD. MY FRENCH TEACHER TRIED TO KILL ME. LEARNING HOW TO BE A BOY. LIGHTNING MAN. A CASUALY OF WAR. WRESTLING WITH READING. POP. GUY THINGS. ROLE- PLAYING AND DISCOVERY. BUSTED. COPIES. WHEN AL  BICYCLES WERE BLACK. THE PELLET IN THE PAINT CAN. UNIFOSHED BUSINESS. DAYDREAMS. LUCKY DAVE. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. NO, DAVID!. DEAD BODY. IT ALL BEGAM WITH BOOKS. THE 1928 PACKARD. LONE RANGER. A DAY AT THE ZOO. BOYS ARE BIG EXPERTS. “FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK” FROM THE LIFE OF REILLY. THE DEATH PF A WRITER. SWEET DREAMS. MAYBE YEAH, MAYBE NAH. BUFOS. BROTHERS. GUY WHO WE ARE. THE DAY I THREW THE TRIVIA BOWL. BRINGING UP SAUR SUBJECTS. ROY G. BIV. THE HAMMER AND THE BULLET. THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH. READING AND RELATING. THE DRAGON IN THE BIG GLOMMY CASTLE. BOMBS, GIRLS. CONDUCT. THE FIRE ESCAPE. MY FIRST STEP TO THE WHITE HOUSE. GIVE AGUY A NEWSPAPER. EAT DIRT. TRAINIMG THE BEAR. PALS FOREVER: ME, BOBBY FISHER, AND THE HARDY BOYS. AW, NUTS. PUZZLE PIECS FORM THE LOST GARDEN. HEARTBEAT. I WAS YOUNG IN THE OLD DAYS.

Scieszka, Jon 2005 2005